there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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