You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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