How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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