problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
