READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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