You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
farters have to be the big spoon...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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