Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
