my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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