Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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