if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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