I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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