We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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