Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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