Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
As shirtless as possible
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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