I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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