As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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