I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just pee around me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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