am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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