Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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