so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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