just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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