Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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