Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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