It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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