There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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