Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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