i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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