Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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