I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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