Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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