the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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