Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
how can u be prego again
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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