____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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