Do you still have your period?
I think my vagina is haunted
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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