You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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