Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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