Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
