fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I accidentally burped into my bong.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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