its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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