Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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