they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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