it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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