You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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