Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
