Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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