You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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