Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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