i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just had sex on a roof
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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