so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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