I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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