you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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