I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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