She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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