Define "chronic" masturbator.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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