Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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