He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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