White coat. Heels.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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