When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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