He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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